nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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