Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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