She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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