On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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