i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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