Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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