I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We left the knife in your bed.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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