Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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