absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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