we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Randomize
