I accidentally burped into my bong.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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