There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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