so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We left an ass print on the piano.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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