pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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