have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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