I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
