matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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