I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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