meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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