Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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