Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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