we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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