I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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