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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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