Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Randomize
