Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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