How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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