11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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