we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
our cab driver is having phone sex.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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