Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
