I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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