do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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