Welp...herpes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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