You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize