Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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