In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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