my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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