I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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