Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
