quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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