Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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