It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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