Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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