Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
