the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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