is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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