mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I understand Curling. That high.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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