is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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