We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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