Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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