How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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