Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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