I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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